Today I am 45

... which makes me old enough to know what one of these is.
I'd like to take this opportunity to thank you all for the gift of coming in to our stores all these years and supporting us...
Thank you all so very much. You've made it possible for me to avoid getting a real job for over 18 years now. You can not believe how much I appreciate that. Seriously.
--Bill (A small round poorly-made mass-produced pop culture object with a giant hole in the middle. I give him a 8.5. He's got a nice beat and you can dance to him.)


10 Comments:
Happy Birthday OLD MAN!!!! Have an awesome day!
Happy Birthday! May you not have to work a real job for another 45 years!
Happy Birthday. Many more to come.
Happy Birhday Bill, may the Eternals bles s you..if you are not already one of them!
I think I state for all of us who have so called "real jobs"... you are one luck bastard! Have a great day. See you in the funny books.
P.S. I hope you do not have any 45's you are still using that adapter with.
Hey, as long as all the plumbing and necessary parts are working, who cares? Happy Birthday, Bill!!
Happy Birthday, Chief! Sorry I wasn't with you to celebrate it and I did have a gift for you...but I drank it and it was delicious! Happy 45th,....CHEERS! Manager Ken
Happy Birthday!
Let's see... 45.
Wearing the depends yet?
Anyway, hope you had a good one, you old coot!
And, yes I am old enough to know what that little red thing is. If I'm not mistaken it was used with something they used to call a "phonograph" or "victrola" back in olden times.
Thanks for all the good wishes, guys - I had a great day! I made hushpuppies, vegetable tempura and Panko-breaded shrimp in my deep fryer outside on the carport while I sipped a refreshing adult beverage. My sweetie made me a strawbery glace pie for dessert, and I got some Hawaiian shirts from my parents in Florida! Very relaxing and low-key, just like what you'd expect from a moderate, stable family man like me.
Man, that last bit was hard to write with a striaght face!
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