Today I am 45
... which makes me old enough to know what one of these is.
I'd like to take this opportunity to thank you all for the gift of coming in to our stores all these years and supporting us...
Thank you all so very much. You've made it possible for me to avoid getting a real job for over 18 years now. You can not believe how much I appreciate that. Seriously.
--Bill (A small round poorly-made mass-produced pop culture object with a giant hole in the middle. I give him a 8.5. He's got a nice beat and you can dance to him.)