I'm Not Following the Logic Here...
OK, this has been bugging me for a while now. I was looking through PREVIEWS last month when I ran across a listing for these hats:
Here, let me show you a close-up:
So, now you can buy PRE-STAINED AND FAUX-DIRTIED CLOTHING? "Chemical wash..." for "dirty worn effect"? Was I asleep when the crazies took over? I realize I'm becoming (am?) an old fuddy-duddy, but what is the thinking behind this and what the heck is wrong with you, buyer of fake beat-up clothing? I try NOT to walk around in stained clothing. (At least for now, anyway.)
I know, I've got it! I need to find one of these guys in MY SIZE! Then I will give him all my stained and torn clothing and he will give me new clothing! Any takers?
(Oh, and it's FRAYED, not FRAID.)