Worst Superpower Ever In The Entire Universe
This is one of my favorite comics:
"PHANTASMON THE TERRIBLE AND HIS ALIEOG-LABOIDS VS. FLY MAN & FLY GIRL"
"Alieog-Laboids"? What the heck? I think my uncle had his alieog-laboids removed...
Beneath this rather bizarre cover lurks the Worst Superpower Ever. Are you sitting down? Good. Deep breath. Here you go:

"Behold... Lightning-bolts... crashing out of my nostrils!"
I surrender.
Though I do think that would make a really cool T-shirt.



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Hey Bill.
Me and my friend Dale(he comes in alot) were bored tonight so we decided to make a movie(we make a bunch of videos, you can see most of them at http://myspace.com/vacuumcrew)
Anyways, tonight we were fishing for ideas, then Dale mentioned about how I use to have a box at Comix Connection and how I just didn't pick it up(yeah, i was dead broke, i just should have told you guys, but i was being stupid about it). Anyways, we decided to raise the question, 'What happens when you don't clean up your box at Comix Connection'.
Hah, it's not our best work, but we tried.
Here's a link to the youtube video
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tTqO1_EDaSQ
So youtube keeps screwing up my video link, so if that link doesn't work then, you can try this one:
http://one.revver.com/watch/178197
and if thaaaaat doesn't work
this one
http://video.tinypic.com/player.php?v=43zxqn4
That's pretty funny guys, but the truth is closer to the first idea... we come over and rip up your front yard as a warning.
You can avoid that by just, y'know, picking up your stuff (or letting us know you don't want a box anymore.)
Yeesh.
Still, pretty funny, guys.
Dang, I was really banking on the Comic Fairy, though.
i wanted to send this to everyone...what an awesome panel...my favorites are the old love panels...one in particular is in the spectre origin...a girl says something to the effect of "you are a brute a jerk and ect ect...but i love you!" and the guy replies..."well as long as you love me!" its awesome
amoorefan2 - Send me scans of those wonky old panels... I love 'em! I'll put them up here for all to see...
That cracked me up. And I love how he's all overconfident about it. Behold...lighting--ooh, that's...eww. Can he only use those when he sneezes, or what? Crashing out of my nostrils...who writes this? Brian Michael Bendis, I think you've got an Eisner opponent!
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