Worst Superpower Ever In The Entire Universe
This is one of my favorite comics:
"PHANTASMON THE TERRIBLE AND HIS ALIEOG-LABOIDS VS. FLY MAN & FLY GIRL"
"Alieog-Laboids"? What the heck? I think my uncle had his alieog-laboids removed...
Beneath this rather bizarre cover lurks the Worst Superpower Ever. Are you sitting down? Good. Deep breath. Here you go:
"Behold... Lightning-bolts... crashing out of my nostrils!"
Though I do think that would make a really cool T-shirt.