Holy smokes! Do NOT try ANY of this at home!
Want to know what CHRISTMAS LIGHTS look like when you microwave them? Raw eggs? Marshamallows? A football? Breath mints? Yeah, me too! Just click HERE to see all sorts of stuff put to death by microwave oven. Sheesh, I hate to clean the microwave after Ned heats up a burrito, so I can imagine what this looks like.
DO NOT TRY ANY OF THIS AT HOME.
I merely posted the link in the interest of SCIENCE. You're welcome.