It's gratifying to realize that scientist are working around the clock
To give us THIS, the solution to something which has plagued us all for far too long. I'm speaking of course about the scourge of "Plumber's Butt".
No longer will the psychic scars from viewing acres of pasty butt flesh linger in our psyches, causing us to turn away at every drop of a hat (literally!) in fear of seeing an unscheduled "daytime moonrise"!
Thank you, Duluth Trading Company for bringing us the Longtail T!