Why be an ordinary, run-of-the-mill insulter
when you can be SHAKSPEAREAN, thou roguish base-court hugger-mugger!
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At least that will give you a good head-start while the meat-head who cut you off in the parking lot tries to figure out what you said!
"Thou art violently carried away from grace."
Taken from: Henry IV, part I